I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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