what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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