she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
organizing the empties. That sober.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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