If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Randomize
