google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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