i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
