if you like me you must not know who I am
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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