i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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