i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Slut skills are useful in every country.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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