The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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