This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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