I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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