I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
this will be a night to untag.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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