I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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