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(310): View more from California

it was a shit show

(917): View more from New York City

We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it

(651): View more from Minnesota

nevermind its newpaper

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(760): View more from California

We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.

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(917): View more from New York City

I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.

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(801): View more from Utah

He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.

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