I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize