"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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