Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
