I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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