I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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