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She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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