Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I didn't shave. On purpose
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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