I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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