Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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