the new term for farting is butt boxing.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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