normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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