i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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