Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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