on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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