I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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