Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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