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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.

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(206): View more from Washington

My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.

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(347): View more from New York

He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle

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(208): View more from Idaho

When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

At least he has family values.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.

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