Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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