I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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