Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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