used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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