Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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