just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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