My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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