i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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