it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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