this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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