I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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