i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
How's work?
Spinning.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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