Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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