I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm just crazy horny about you
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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