please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
