We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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