no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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