this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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