This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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