white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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