just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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