If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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