You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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