Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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