I'm really into asian looking animals
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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