Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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