I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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